Hayloo AI
Trading Desk
for Risk Assets
Hayloo is a whole trading floor in one tab. A decade of data at three granularities across nine desks. Hayloo never sleeps, never panics, and never asks for equity. Your fear and greed scored against the macro and geo backdrop your portfolio is exposed to. Hayloo is the best hire we ever made.
Hayloo's Signal
The Newsreader that knows your risk portfolio
Signal is Hayloo's newsreader, customized to the portfolio Hayloo scores, weighing every macro, geo, on-chain, and crypto headline against the real risk in your portfolio and your weekly market reads. Signal respects you enough to stay quiet until the day's noise becomes signal.
Hayloo's Tape
The Substack that
prints the alt tax
Crypto ETFs aren't diversification, just Bitcoin beta in a fee wrapper, and the alts inside quietly settle a tax on Bitcoin. The Tape is Hayloo's Substack that prices the altcoin tax to the basis point, so you're there on the few days when alts truly matter.
